As I alluded to in my previous postlet, International Student Orientation Week is upon us. What this means is the following:
1) Many staff members in the office wish fervently for a swift and painless death.
2) Every international with an urgent, nearly irreconcilable problem will present him/herself and demand the presence of one of the advising staff.
3) Feral dogs in the vicinity have begun to form into packs and blood has begun to elp from the walls.
4) I have begun to worship, with ritualized sacrifice, the God of Advil and the Goddess of Aleve.
Two days left.
Keep saying that out loud.
When I return this weekend, Number Two in the "Dom Probably Pooped in His Pants There" Mexico Series will be dispatched.
Until then, I remain,
Domonic (ifby"probably"onemeans"mostlikely",thenyes) Potorti
3 comments:
"I just arrive from the Korea with my 7 children who don't have health insurance. Is problem? Also, how I get OPT?"
xox
HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!! Working in the third world is easier than Orientation!! Your integrated in Guyana friend
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