Ah, anonymous posty-person.

Upon asking for a "clue about who you are" when replying to the "Ensure your immortality" post, a Life in the Corn reader responded:

Hey,
You know who I am
Love you always

I'm not so sure I know what to do with that. I mean, it's true: everyone loves me. ( >:) )
Is that supposed to be tender? Or is it like Sting's "Every Breath You Take", which only the moronic think is romantic? [Stalker song!]

So, anonymous posty-person, send me an email and identify thyself. If you don't, I'll have to go all Ouija your ass.

I remain, as ever,

Dom