So. One Christmas my mother decides to make two mistakes. One: making salt-tack ornaments. Two: letting me have paint. To enrich our tree with the wonders of the season, I made some fun ornaments that reflect my own inner desire to bring the random to our tree. Clockwise: Indonesian angel, albino reindeer, Jolly Plantation worker (ahhh! offensive!), African American Santa and, in the middle, Chinese teddy bear. Boy, am I gonna get letters on these.