The Vindicated Wereowl Parade

It's an old story. A bearded man finds love, a career, owls and fifteen hundred books in a part of the country he'd previously never anticipated even visiting. He learns to stop apologizing for his very pointed interest in the darkest aspects of life and comes to terms with his spirituality, which could be classified as "probably voodoo." He shares his home with a homonculus, an ocelot and a semi-feral catling and regularly interacts with federally protected birds.You know, that tired hat.

Monday, November 29, 2004

OK: Caskets & More. Wtf? WTF? What is the "more?" A Chinese buffet? Nice, silky bedding? Transmission repair? Sweet weeping Jesus in the manger. Hey! Got a relative you never liked that you want to dump off at the torch-mart-cum-funeral-home-in-a-strip-mall? Classy. Oh, Wichita.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...: you forgot about the far end of the building that has the drive thru drop off area..... open your trunk and they even come out to get them!; 8:02 AM